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Excuses for Speeding

r8 these excuses for speeding


Sorry officer, my radio detector was off

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My girlfriend just broke up with me and I wasn't paying attention

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I'm Drunk

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"Yes, I was speeding. But there's a $100 bill here with your name on it that says I wasn't"

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"There's been a death in the family and I need to get home"

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"The speed limit was not cleary posted"

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"Oh was I speeding

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"My wife's in labor!"

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"My kids are waiting for me to pick them up"

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"Just so you know, my Dad's a cop"

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"I'm was running late for work"

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"I'm on my period and I don't have tampons" - suggested by Mad Hatter

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"I'm lost and confused, can you give me directions

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"I'm late for a big date"

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"I'm a volunteer firefighter and I got a call from the station"

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"I was just keeping up with traffic"

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"I was following someone and I didn't want to lose them"

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"I was chasing the road runner!" - suggested by Blue Orchid

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"I really need to find a bathroom!"

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"I just bought this car, I needed to test it's power"

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"I am in reality Batman and I just saw the bat signal"

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"85

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